basically free

 to all the 3 people who will see this post get off this sad excuse of a blog and check out john cywinskis magic hair productions website where you can download his movie fo free. 

..its actually 2 bones but that pretty much gets you no where today unless your buttery ass donovan, so give it here.

skHATIN.

im not going to say much about this one besides that i was exploring the bermuda triangle of learning hardflips for some god given reason and found this.  saying that, i leave you with the first words from the video...

"uh this is mike schneider and im here with dark lord, and im going to teach you how to fakie hardflip on a ____."    haha



HOW TO HARDFLIP

crapneto

Crapneto.com is a wonderful place. check this out i promise its completely entertaining.

Some serious shit for serious men.

in a day where wakeboarding,  bmx, and anything else that requires liquid energy in a can is totally raw.. one energy drink tops them all. 

good

great

GRAND

wonderful

Slip n Slide

Spending a few months in Illinois, we all here have come to identify this place as the time warp. but were starting to figure it out.. you just gotta find random activities to do that you would have done when you were 11. So like true pre pubescent manchildren, this week we attempted to break the world record slip n slide length at 300 feet.. think we made it? clip from the Magic Hair website

colin sends it for 300  

Smore Boardin

  5 seconds ago the news just featured a few pictures taken by local people of ducks, they appropriately called it quack cam. the news lady on tv litteraly just blew it saying 'check out our crack cam'. channel 13 features ducks and they have crack cams, thats entertainment if you ask me, im now a fan and i dare you to watch this video.

Keep it trendy

one of my favorite things in slc right now are the trendy black glasses as sported by these guys pictured left. they look like perscription glasses, but really arent, so that you look sophisticated, but probably arent. these glasses make everything you say related to politics at least 15 times more believable and raise your coolness rating by at least 7 levels. its science. or atleast looks like science. ... cause as long as it looks like it, it is it, right? get yours at urban outtie or somewhere cute like that today

A little boardin

So metal

Lee Campana lives a few doors down from me and plays in the band destructinator. Wait for the guitar solos, he melts faces.

Metal

... then something happened. destructinator tunes, pirate, and polka came together. get excited

Pirate Metal

sign language

i thought a lady today was talking in sign language for a solid 3 minutes before i realized she just liked hand gestures a little to much while talking. she had the signs down so good though it was sneaky... id hate to be deaf and see this lady walking around. 

sign language rave

opening weekend for colorado

early season featuring some colorado honeys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQlL_DG2ruE

A.H.

' i also learned if you have amnesia, the best way to remember is to taste the past'

                                                                 

adventures.

i adventured into brighton today. then i adventured into a patch of rocks ragdolling... later after a nice concussed nap, i adventured into the vegan section and got some vegan stew from the cafeteria. what i now know is that vegan stew will send your stomach too on an adventure... to explosive diarehea land.

sorry.

heres a video to un-gross you out featuring john cywinski, me, and some magic balls.

http://www.vimeo.com/2009977

Lets blog about our ideals

you know that commercial where that guy pulls the trigger and the girl shuts him down StRaIT uP and he saves it by saying he just wanted to blog about his ideals.. that has nothing to do with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvpZ40duU-k